Welcome back! It's been a whole week and a whole lot of fire alarms so let's get goin'!
Started out Monday by walkin' down the street and dang if there weren't no twitterin', glitterin' fire alarm sittin' unpulled on the side of an office building. And may God call me a liar if I didn't lick my lips, roll up my sleeves, and slowly and seductively pull that li'l ol' lever down.
Mmm-mm! See those in-dus-try workers filin' out of that buildin'. Definitely recommend it!
Wednesday got another chance at a li'l ol' elementary school by the name a' Washington. Saw a chil'ren standin' there, suckin' on his tiny li'l thumb, jus' starin' at that big red throbbing fire alarm. What a pree-cocious tyke if I do declare. I leaned down to that boy n' whispered right in his ear,
"Hey there li'l boy, you wanna pull that lever over there, huh? Now why don't you jus' go ahead an' do it. Jesus loves a boy who pulls a fire alarm all nice n' smooth."
And what do you know, before you could say "mulberry bush" those halls were filled with screamin' munchkin tykes filin' their li'l ol' way to the exits. I ain't never seen such a sight in my blessed ol' life.
It's been a good week, 'cause the lord will provide doncha know. Now don't you readers worry 'bout me, I'm sittin' here with a cigarette in my hand right under the smoke detector and just havin' a grand ol' time. What a blessed ol' life I lead. I sure do love settin' off them fire alarms, maybe next time I won't even set the fires what go along with it!
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