World of Warcraft boss Azergoth was apprehended yesterday following a helpful tip from an intrepid adventurer. For ages, players of the popular online game have tried fighting the world dragon using street violence. Night Elf Warrior xXxDarkSHAdowxXx was the first player who, upon seeing the towering monster, had the forethought to call the police, who showed up on the scene ten minutes later to arrest Azergoth on charges of being a dragon.
We were able to sit down with xXxDarkSHAdowxXx recently. "Some people get into the whole vigilante violence thing. Not me. I believe in law and order. So I saw him and I was like 'holy shit' and pulled out my cell. My friends got pretty pissed at me afterwards because they wanted to fight him. You just gotta leave that stuff to the authorities."
"We've been trying to bag this asshole for years," said sheriff Donald Highland. "He's really been causing a lot of trouble in the area. Check out the list we have on him. Blowing fire on stuff, sixteen charges. Crushing things, two hundred and four charges. Not dropping good loot, five thousand and six charges. A real menace."
The sheriff's office was thankful for the tip. "For some reason we never really thought of arresting him. It makes a lot of sense, you know? We gave the guy who called a medal or something."
According to trusted sources, the medal did not give any particularly interesting bonuses.
This is not xXxDarkSHAdowxXx's first time assisting in bringing villains to justice. "I was the one who got Bowser brought in on kidnapping charges. Turns out he's more afraid of SWAT teams than he is of being jumped on. Oh, also Sephiroth. Turns out he hadn't been paying taxes. Bet he wasn't too happy about that summons!"
Azergoth was not available for comment, but his trial will be in the next month. Without a boss, World of Warcraft is scheduled to shut down by the end of the year.
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