(FRONT) I want to buy you diamond rings.
(INSIDE) But you already have so many regular ones.
(FRONT) I wish I could give you the sun, the moon, and the stars.
(INSIDE) Especially the sun, I know you really like that one.
(FRONT) I'm stuck on you.
(INSIDE) What a sap!
(FRONT) You're growing on me.
(INSIDE) 'Cause you're such a fungi.
(FRONT) You'd better not leaf me!
(INSIDE) I made this card out of the pulp of my exes.
(FRONT) We really have something special.
(INSIDE) The others are green with envy.
(FRONT) I am irreversibly emotionally damaged from having previous lovers treat me poorly.
(INSIDE) I'm glad you're inanimate.
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