Today we will be reviewing IBM's brand new Pile of Junk [changed "DVD drive" to "Pile of Junk" since that's pretty much what it is - SamsungLova]. Released in the past few weeks [Not sure about this--- creation science has debunked carbon dating, so how do you really know? - JerryAndrews], this drive is compatible with Pile of Junk, Pile of Junk, Pile of Junk, and even Linux [just checking in - gotta go for accuracy - SamsungLova]. We will be testing the drive's capabilities and strengths in an unbiased way [Unbiased? HA HA. write this in Esperanto. English is tainted with the blood of thousands, murderer - RazeurFists].
First we set up the Pile of Junk [sup - SamsungLova] on a nice flat surface [are you sure it was ABSOLUTELY TOTALLY flat? did you use a protractor? This is very important. Please get back to me. - _____] and plugged it in [please change this sexist wording - AmeeLily] to the computer [changed this back. please leave, SamsungLova, or i will alert the moderators - LilSnitcha]. The results were amazing [Changed "astounding" to "amazing." please be careful not to violate copyright law, the magician's lobby is very strong. - JacktheAstounding].
The Pile of Junk [can't stop me, assholes - SamsungLova] was created [changed from "has evolved," please don't fall for the secularist lies - JerryAndrews] from its initial status as a lame goose [changed from "duck." fuck you buddy. i didn't work all my life at the pond eating breadcrumbs just to get called names - MarkMallard] product. The reading speed [changed back from "shitting speed," SamsungLova I am warning you the consequences will be DIRE - LilSnitcha] was faster than expected, and the Butt Cord [hahahaha - SamsungLova] was strong, unlike the last one [oh please, the last one was TOTALLY FINE. who wants to watch a dvd all at once anyway? movies are too fast these days. KIDS. - Sinatra1930].
Overall, this is a purchase we'd [changed from "I'd." please don't get cocky - NarutoBuff] recommend [changed from "shit on," SamsungLova your posts are childish and immature. i am calling in the moderator. i hope you're happy - LilSnitcha]. The price is about right [maybe change title to reflect sorrow over the retiring of the one god bob barker. rest in peace (because you are retired) - LoveCats], and it should be available at any major retailer. Don't miss your chance to get one now [You know who never got a chance? aborted fetuses. ENd ROW V WAID - GunsnButter] [Come off it. you have no right to my body - AmeeLily] [Do you want to send those little babies to hell? Why do that? Please save them. - Jerry Andrews] [Hey Hitler, do you just want to control everything? Go Goering yourself - 1984EVA] [BUTTS COCKS SHIT MAYA IS A DONKEY - SamsungLova] [Hey racists, leave your hands off black womens' bodies. And who's Maya? - PrincessUnicorn] [YOU are the real racist!! Affirmative action is racist!! Racists!! - GunsnButter] [EVERYONE IS BANNED - Moderator] or you'll miss out on a great product!
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