Economics major A: Have you seen Damon recently?
Economics major B: No, haven't you heard? He got addicted to opiates! He's been in the hospital for weeks!
Economics major A: But I talked to his boss at Lowe's recently, and she said he'd been coming into work every day!
Economics major B: She was probably just trying to save face.
Economics major A: Well, that explains why he's so hard to find. High Damon, and Lowe's up 'n lies!
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