Places to Travel To

LONDON
Where it is: ENGLAND
What it is: A CITY
Why you should go there: SEE A BIG CITY. LISTEN TO A FUNNY ACCENT. WEIGH YOURSELF IN STONES.

THE OCEAN:
Where it is: OFF THE SHORE
What it is: A BODY OF WATER
Why you should go there: SWIM AROUND. MAYBE SEE A SHARK. SHARK PETTING.

THE SUN
Where it is: IN THE SKY
What it is: A BALL OF GAS
Why you should go there: GET A TAN. BRING THE KIDS. DOGS LOVE IT TOO.

DUBAI
Where it is: SAUDI ARABIA
What it is: A CITY
Why you should go there: DUBAI IS A PRETTY FUNNY NAME. YOU CAN SAY YOU WENT TO DUBAI AND PEOPLE LAUGH.

A HOLE
Where it is: YOUR BACKYARD
What it is: A HOLE
Why yo should go there: SO YOU CAN BE IN A BIG HOLE. AWESOME.